Cheeseburger Thursday

E: This is the third cheeseburger I’ll have eaten today

M: …tell me more about that

E: We had burgers for lunch, and our snack before Robotics is usually what was in the cafeteria for lunch

M: Next time that happens, text me. No one should be eating three cheeseburgers a day

E: I will

E: <chews>

E: So the one I had at lunch had pulled pork in it. The one after school had slices of ham and cheese

M: …so, not three cheeseburgers then. A pulled pork sandwich, a ham and cheese sandwich, and now a cheeseburger for dinner

E: They were all served on a hamburger bun

M: <breathes deeply>

E: Don’t worry, Mom. The buns were gluten-free